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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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algorithmist

sorry I make this post frequently but apple really doesn't get enough hate

birdblogwhichisforbirds

so if you don't like them it's fine. I know a lot of people who are really mean to picky eaters about their preferences, and it doesn't actually help.

However, some people only think they hate apples because they've only tried the horrible mealy Red "Delicious" variety. If that's the case, you might be surprised by how much you enjoy a tastier variety. Honeycrisp and Cosmic crisp are some of the most popular apples and they are really good.

https://applerankings.com/ is a great, and wittily written, trove of apple reviews and information and will help you find nice apples. It is focused on apples available in the US, and idk where you are. I really miss discovery apples, which don't seem to be a thing this side of the Atlantic.

They can be a little pricey though. Obviously I don't know your personal situation, but if that's an issue, there might be local programs that can help. I don't know where you live, but here in Seattle there's a program called Fresh Bucks that gives people $40/month to spend on fruit and vegetables at local farmers markets. There might be something like that near you. Or, if you just really wanna try a really nice apple and it's not accessible to you, dm me and I can PayPal you something. I just want everyone to have the chance to have a nice apple from time to time.

Anyway, like I said, if you just truly don't like any apples, you are 100% valid and you shouldn't force yourself to eat something you don't like. Body autonomy includes not having to eat foods you hate. But I'd hate for you to go through life not knowing how much you could enjoy a high-quality apple, just because you've only experienced the worst apples.

birdblogwhichisforbirds

oh snap I just realized op meant the phone company

headspace-hotel

no no keep talking

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In which usopp tries to make sanji feels better but ends up just devolving into worse and worse food puns (it works completely)

THANKU @charliethechandelure FOR STIMULATING MY BRAINCELLS T ^ T!!! This is all from their headcanon of usopp leaving notes around the ship for the crew :D I found the thought adorable that usopp might leave a note for sanji to find each morning, and i thought itd be even more adorable if he’d leave more notes if sanji was having a bad day before °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

I also appreciate u @artemis-in-space for sending in ur idea 2 ; w ; I’ll keep it safe n sound in my lil inbox ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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weteevee

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

strangecharmer

i trusted you

weteevee

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people